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  1. Doc J

    GDT: Maple Leafs @ Mighty Sucks

    It's more that he's a duck, you see...
  2. Doc J

    GDT: Maple Leafs @ Mighty Sucks

    YEAHHHHHHHH MUTHAFUCKAS
  3. Doc J

    GDT: Maple Leafs @ Mighty Sucks

    Yeah. No Saturday night game this week. Kinda odd.
  4. MAPLE LEAFS (13-6-0) @ DUCKS (8-9-3) 10 p.m. 11 Zach Hyman – 91 John Tavares – 16 Mitch Marner 21 Patrick Marleau – 43 Nazem Kadri – 24 Kasperi Kapanen 18 Andreas Johnsson – 26 Par Lindholm – 28 Connor Brown 63 Tyler Ennis – 33 Frederik Goathier – 32 Josh Leivo 44 Morgan Rielly – 2 Ron Hainsey 51 Jake Gardiner – 22 Nikita Zaitsev 23 Travis Dermott – 92 Igor Odoganov 40 Garret Sparks Vs. 67 Rickard Rakell – 15 Ryan Getzlaf – 20 Pontus Aberg 7 Andrew Cogliano – 17 Ryan Kesler – 33 Jakob Silfverberg 37 Nick Ritchie – 14 Adam Henrique – 25 Ondrej Kase 23 Brian Gibbons – 83 Kalle Kossila – 64 Kiefer Sherwood 47 Hampus Lindholm – 26 Brandon Montour 32 Jacob Larsson – 42 Josh Manson 28 Marcus Pettersson – 45 Andy Welinski 36 John Gibson ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tonight, the Leafs go for the Cali sweep (not to be confused with the Alabama hotpocket), hoping to take down a truly shitty Anaheim squad. The Sucks give up more shots at point blank range than Alexis Texas at a frat house set location. Not surprisingly, the fighting Randys also don't manage that many shots of their own. Which is good, because Sparks is in net, and 2 might be too damn many. Get ready you little mighty duck fucks. Leafs are gonna knock your fuckin teeth down your throat and pass all over your ass! GLG!!!
  5. Yeah. That play, and the end of the 4on4, when he just slap iced it, for no known reason...wtf jake?!! As to being too soft, the leafs have to know the book is out on their club, by now. Better get used to it, lads.
  6. Yeah. When that kinda shit happens to start you're night.... Poor Fred. Bro is cursed in that building.
  7. Toronto Maple Leafs (12-6-0) @ San Jose Sharts (10-6-3) Time: 10:30 p.m. 11 Hyman - 91 Tavares - 16 Marner 12 Marleau - 43 Kadri - 24 Kapanen 18 Johnsson - 26 Lindholm - 28 Brown 63 Ennis - 33 Goat - 32 Leivo 44 Rielly - 2 Hainsey 51 Gardiner - 22 Zaitsev 23 Dermott - 92 Odoganov 31 Andersen Vs 28 Meier - 39 Couture - 8 Pavelski 20 Sorensen - 19 Thornton - 62 Labanc 9 Kane - 40 Suomela - 27 Donskoi 23 Goodrow - 60 Chartier - 68 M Karlsson 47 Ryan - 88 Burns 44 Vlasic - 61 Braun 4 Dillon - 65 Karlsson 31 Martin Jones ----------------------------------------------- Team Leaders Leafs Sharks John Tavares - 11 Most Goals Timo Meier - 12 Mitch Marner - 17 Most Assists Brent Burns - 18 Morgan Rielly - 23 Most Points Brent Burns - 21 Zach Hyman - 10 Most PM Evander Kane - 25 Morgan Rielly - 22:15 TOI Leader Erik Karlsson - 25:15 Fred Andersen - .934sv% Goalie Sv% Martin Jones - 0.898sv% Team Stats 63GF - 47GA (+16) Goal Differential 61GF - 57GA (+4) 28.3% - 5th Power Play 17.7% - 19th 82.7% - 7th Penalty Kill 88.3% - 2nd The leafs wanna keep the pimp hand strong as they roll outta Hollywood, and roll into the bay. The Sharts are playing well, and look to be the toughest of the tasks on this Cali swing. Toronto will rely on speed, tenacity, and general badassery which could give the Sharts fits, turning those unfortunate skid marks into a full on shorts soiling. Open up and say ahhh, fuckers! GLG!!!!
  8. Doc J

    GDT: Leafs Vs Queens

    <somber string quartet plays> "Daddy, why did you take me here? … ….go fuck yourself!" A LC reenactment of actual events, presented by beer. thank you
  9. Doc J

    Edmonton Oilers Thread

    They don't even entertain that deal realistically. Just sayin they do have the young pieces and then some, unlike most teams. Sadly, they have the cap issues to go along with it, as you rightly noted.
  10. Doc J

    Edmonton Oilers Thread

    Draisaitl and Nurse?
  11. MAPLE LEAFS (11-6-0) at KINGS (5-10-1) 10:30 p.m 11 Hyman - 91 Tavares - 16 Marner 12 Marleau - 43 Kadri - 24 Kapanen 18 Johnsson - 26 Lindholm - 28 Brown 63 Ennis - 33 Goat - 32 Leivo 44 Rielly - 2 Hainsey 51 Gardiner - 22 Zaitsev 23 Dermott - 92 Odoganov 31 Andersen 19 Iafollo - 11 Kopitar - 23 Brown 17 Kovalchuk - 77 Carter - 72 Toffoli 70 Pearson - 10 Amadio - 22 Lewis 13 Clifford - 9 Kempe - 44 Thompson 24 Forbort - 8 Doughty 6 Muzzin - 27 Martinez 3 Celine - 7 Fantenberg 31 Budaj -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's late night in LA, kiddies!!! The leafs look to get back on track against a shit house LA team that's really sucked the balls... ...before they had to resort to Petr "yeah that fuckin guy" Budaj in net. The trip through Cali doesn't look quite as daunting as in years past but still, the leafs usually wind up broke, stranded, and having to suck dick for bus fare back home. Such a classic tale. But motherfuck the reruns yo, it's time for some new shit. Gotta get the first one if you're gonna get em all. Fuck LA. Fuck Kerry Fraser. Fuck the Queens. GLG!!!!
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