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LSP last won the day on August 29

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About LSP

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    Oh my Glob
  • Birthday 09/24/1982

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    : Lumpy Space
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    Leafs, In The Night Garden, smiting fascists, extreme sadism.

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  1. The Cloverleaf wouldn't let me stay there. I ended up at the Kingsway with four sex workers. Pretty good night.
  2. Well, I've since found out I only get reimbursed a max. $100 for my room so I'm staying at the Cloverleaf, 'cause it's the only one they'll cover.
  3. His weight. His weight was never going to allow it.
  4. Most cities have amended their bylaws to exclude any new ones opening and won't renew licences for ones that already exist. Because reasons. The Cloverleaf is too greasy, even for my sordid plans. Motel 6 works.
  5. What's the greasiest/cheapest hotel/motel in/near Oshawa?
  6. Yeah. I've been reading Tie's posts for thirteen years and he's still as full of shit now as he ever was.
  7. "I'm Patrik Laine, and I love sucking big, sweaty boners and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks."
  8. LSP

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    Coolbeans. I just tried again, in this thread, with a 6kb image. Upload failed. You can only upload 0mb.
  9. Currently on phone, so I don't know if this is an issue on desktop too... So what's the fucking deal with attaching images? It says max. size is 511mb, I'm trying to upload 83kb. It fails and then says I'm allowed to upload 0mb.
  10. 'Troll' in English originally derives from a Danish word.
  11. You really aren't doing yourself any favours. Notice how these are all your interpretations? If you view a thing through a fucked-up microscope, you're going to get a fucked-up picture. You, you're the fucked-up microscope. Or more specifically, your brain is. My posts seems convoluted and impenetrable, to you. Only you. Now you want to hang your hat on how people respond to me. Pro-tip, there are stats freely available to you on that subject. Would you like to check them and change anything about your previous comment? Or would you like to double-down, completely missing the fact that all you are doing is demonstrating that I am right and that you are thicker than a whale omelette?
  12. To you, you prick. So yeah, that's what you see when you read my posts. Nobody else seems to have any real problem following my gist. Which - again - says an awful lot about you and nothing at all about me, or my posts. Away and shite.
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