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On 5/21/2018 at 8:19 PM, Doc J said:

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  1. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
  2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
  3. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
  4. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
  5. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

 

That's how....

Edited by AJ_2000

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7 hours ago, Doc J said:

"Jesus died for your sins".  

But, of course, he didn't STAY dead.  

So really, what did Jesus sacrifice?  

His weekend?  

 

Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.  

 

And now he has an entire cult of people literally worshiping him daily along with additional special days of extra worship to celebrate his birth, death, and re-birth.   I'll take that fucking sacrifice once a month if those are the rewards.

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3 hours ago, Armster said:

And now he has an entire cult of people literally worshiping him daily along with additional special days of extra worship to celebrate his birth, death, and re-birth.   I'll take that fucking sacrifice once a month if those are the rewards.

And he works in mysterious ways.

Try going to work and do things in mysterious ways. lol

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On 7/27/2018 at 8:58 AM, AJ_2000 said:
  1. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
  2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
  3. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
  4. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
  5. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

 

That's how....

 

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Illinois megachurch paid $3.25M to settle lawsuits over child sex abuse by church volunteer

 

Of particular interest for the fan of only the darkest comedy, the article's closing line:

 

"The church stated that members continue to pray for the families of the two children, and "hope for healing."

 

 

Too bad they hadn't "prayed for them" to be molested, given that success rate....

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